Parasite, directed by Bong Joon Ho, is in my opinion the best movie of 2019. The film is a comedy, thriller, commentary, suspense film that I absolutely loved after watching it the first time. There are so many moments in the film that are so memorable, the score is phenomenal, the actors are realistic, the writing is tight and nuanced. There are some really tiny … Continue reading Parasite; Fuck Man, This Movie Is Just About Perfect
I watched plenty of movies in theaters last year and some of them I didn’t get around to reviewing because I’m super lazy, rather than listing what is in here I’ll just tell you now that neither 1917 nor Parasite will be in this review as I have much more to say on those than I could fit in this already long list. First things … Continue reading A Whole Bunch Of Movies I Saw In 2019 That I Loved but Didn’t Get Around to Writing a Review For (Because I’m Lazy)
I’m going to be honest with you guys. I didn’t think this film was going to be good. Maybe a few laughs here and there and a bunch of lazy humor. Something that I would walk out of with mild amusement then forget about until I found it in a bargain bin and buy it for $5 because hey it made me laugh once or … Continue reading Spies In Disguise; A Fantastic Film In Disguise
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So watching Frozen II is no doubt a fantastic time and something I don’t regret watching more than once, but I couldn’t help but feel as if the film left a lot of ideas and scenes on the cutting room floor. I don’t know all of what was cut or intended but I feel as if there’s a lot that could’ve been different, so I’ve … Continue reading Some Idiot Rewrites Frozen 2 (That Idiot Is Me)
I was originally going to write about Frozen II in a triple feature review alongside Knives Out and A Beautiful Day In The Neighborhood. Then I saw it again. I originally watched Frozen II in theaters on November 22nd and thought it was great. I had a fantastic time watching, I cried when Elsa sung “Show Yourself,” and I had only a few small nitpicks … Continue reading Frozen II; Fun but Faint
I saw The Lighthouse with the following knowledge: Robert Pattinson and Willem Defoe were the main stars It was shot on 35mm black & white film in a 4:1 aspect ratio The film was a physiological horror film set on an island with a Lighthouse during 1890 Robert Eggers was the director of the film There was a mermaid in the film I also knew … Continue reading The Lighthouse; A Beacon Of Light In A Sea of Horror Mediocrity
Something to mention before I explain my hate for this film is that my opinions on a film should never be your excuse to hate a film. You should see a movie before you form opinions on it and say something about it. I’m no professional writer and basically the only credibility I have is that I’ve waste 10 years of my life watching and … Continue reading Doctor Sleep Made Me Want To Sleep
Would it surprise you to know I haven’t seen most of Miyazaki’s films, or even Studio Ghibli films in general? Well before October 27th, 2019 at exactly 12:55 pm the only film I had seen from the Studio Ghibli film I saw was “Whisper of the Heart,” in which I ended absolutely LOVING. Something about Studio Ghibli films just pulls you into them with a … Continue reading Spirited Away and Gotham By Gaslight; A Double Feature Review
After a few weeks of watching movies I love I decided I need to watch something new. So I went out and watched two movies in theaters, Jexi and Abominable, then went home and finally watched Jigsaw because I had it sitting on my shelf for god knows how long and it was about time I got around to watching it. Let’s start with the … Continue reading Jexi, Abominable, and Jigsaw; A Triple Feature Review
I'm not a critic, I just have opinions 