Protected: The Menu; A Decadent Love Letter To Fine Dining
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Don’t Worry Darling; Disastrous? Worse, Disappointing.
The most interesting stuff about this film isn’t even in the film itself, but the behind the scenes drama with everyone, or the fact that the lady next to me in the theater was very obviously playing with a vibrator during the Florence Pugh and Harry Styles scenes and making it very awkward for everyone around her. Continue reading Don’t Worry Darling; Disastrous? Worse, Disappointing.
Nope; Miracles and Movies.
Nope is a science fiction horror film directed by Jordan Peele, this being his third film in the directing helm. Nope is also Peele’s biggest film in terms of concept, sets, action, horrors, and cinematography. This article will do its best to avoid spoilers but I do suggest that if you are even slightly interested in this film then go see it in theaters as … Continue reading Nope; Miracles and Movies.
Marcel the Shell and Big Emotions (even if you’re only one inch tall)
Marcel the Shell With Shoes On is a 2022 indie stop motion animated film directed by Dean Fleischer-Camp and produced by A24, based on the trilogy of short films on YouTube by the same name. The film as of writing this sits at a 99% on Rotten Tomatoes and deservedly so. Marcel the Shell With Shoes On is a poignant and poetic film about appreciating … Continue reading Marcel the Shell and Big Emotions (even if you’re only one inch tall)
The Batman Is The Best Comic Book Film to Date.
Let’s get this out of the way 2022’s The Batman is by far my favorite adaptation of the character, spanning a decades long history of different stories, characters, and interpretations spanning the vast multiverse that is DC. The Batman is my favorite DC film, and an early contender for one of my favorite films of this year. Which is wild to say to say least, … Continue reading The Batman Is The Best Comic Book Film to Date.
Perfect Blue, a Reality Unlike Most
So years and years ago I heard whispers of this anime horror film called Perfect Blue. A film supposedly so disturbing that you were basically guaranteed to be traumatized watching it. Its been years now and on my birthday in 2019 a friend of mine had bought the movie for me on Blu-Ray as at that point I was starting to explore director Satoshi Kon’s … Continue reading Perfect Blue, a Reality Unlike Most
WW84 is Weirdly Wonderful; and I Want To Gush About It
I like WW84, this is just me gushing about WW84. Continue reading WW84 is Weirdly Wonderful; and I Want To Gush About It
Free Guy is Fun, That’s About it.
Free Guy, starring Ryan Reynolds playing himself is a fun, fast paced, funny film. It’s nothing special and is held back by a few things including the film dropping the ball on the reddit concept of an NPC in a video game becoming self aware and breaking his programming. Guy, played by Ryan Reynolds basically playing himself once again, is a non playable character or … Continue reading Free Guy is Fun, That’s About it.
Censor, A Confining and Claustrophobic Film
Censor is a claustrophobic film and the underrated horror film of 2021 Continue reading Censor, A Confining and Claustrophobic Film
Black Widow; A Marvelous Messy Mishandling of Magnificent Magnitude
Black Widow is a servicable film that should’ve been released during Phase 3 Continue reading Black Widow; A Marvelous Messy Mishandling of Magnificent Magnitude
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