Last year, the Stanley Kubrick classic, The Shining, had finally received a sequel. That sequel was Doctor Sleep. If you know me, I wasn’t too happy with the film and was even more upset with it being a sequel to one of my favorite horror films. But maybe I was too harsh on Doctor Sleep, as looking back on it, it did have something interesting … Continue reading Doctor Sleep and The True Villain Of The Film
DC has a track record of notable stories, some being more likeable than others, but one must admit that they have made such iconic and unforgettable characters. These characters can change from writer to writer but the spirit is there most of the time. Two films that show a good example of this are that of Superman: Red Son and Birds Of Prey (and the … Continue reading DC Double Feature; Birds Of Prey/Superman: Red Son
So after binge watching Saw 1-8 I kept thinking to myself about something intresting. This franchise, despite having eight movies, two games, a ton of iconic moments, iconic characters, and a mark on pop culture that will make most shiver at the thought of waking up and hearing “Let’s play a game,” the film never really had anything to say until the eigth film Jigsaw. … Continue reading A Dumb Idea For A Saw Sequel (and also an unprofessional analysis of the Saw Franchise)
Parasite, directed by Bong Joon Ho, is in my opinion the best movie of 2019. The film is a comedy, thriller, commentary, suspense film that I absolutely loved after watching it the first time. There are so many moments in the film that are so memorable, the score is phenomenal, the actors are realistic, the writing is tight and nuanced. There are some really tiny … Continue reading Parasite; Fuck Man, This Movie Is Just About Perfect
I watched plenty of movies in theaters last year and some of them I didn’t get around to reviewing because I’m super lazy, rather than listing what is in here I’ll just tell you now that neither 1917 nor Parasite will be in this review as I have much more to say on those than I could fit in this already long list. First things … Continue reading A Whole Bunch Of Movies I Saw In 2019 That I Loved but Didn’t Get Around to Writing a Review For (Because I’m Lazy)
I’m going to be honest with you guys. I didn’t think this film was going to be good. Maybe a few laughs here and there and a bunch of lazy humor. Something that I would walk out of with mild amusement then forget about until I found it in a bargain bin and buy it for $5 because hey it made me laugh once or … Continue reading Spies In Disguise; A Fantastic Film In Disguise
Fuck Cats. Continue reading Cats; A Lesson In Failure
So watching Frozen II is no doubt a fantastic time and something I don’t regret watching more than once, but I couldn’t help but feel as if the film left a lot of ideas and scenes on the cutting room floor. I don’t know all of what was cut or intended but I feel as if there’s a lot that could’ve been different, so I’ve … Continue reading Some Idiot Rewrites Frozen 2 (That Idiot Is Me)
I was originally going to write about Frozen II in a triple feature review alongside Knives Out and A Beautiful Day In The Neighborhood. Then I saw it again. I originally watched Frozen II in theaters on November 22nd and thought it was great. I had a fantastic time watching, I cried when Elsa sung “Show Yourself,” and I had only a few small nitpicks … Continue reading Frozen II; Fun but Faint
I saw The Lighthouse with the following knowledge: Robert Pattinson and Willem Defoe were the main stars It was shot on 35mm black & white film in a 4:1 aspect ratio The film was a physiological horror film set on an island with a Lighthouse during 1890 Robert Eggers was the director of the film There was a mermaid in the film I also knew … Continue reading The Lighthouse; A Beacon Of Light In A Sea of Horror Mediocrity
