Free Guy, starring Ryan Reynolds playing himself is a fun, fast paced, funny film. It’s nothing special and is held back by a few things including the film dropping the ball on the reddit concept of an NPC in a video game becoming self aware and breaking his programming. Guy, played by Ryan Reynolds basically playing himself once again, is a non playable character or … Continue reading Free Guy is Fun, That’s About it.
Black Widow is a servicable film that should’ve been released during Phase 3 Continue reading Black Widow; A Marvelous Messy Mishandling of Magnificent Magnitude
So around 10 PM on June 19th, 2021 I just couldn’t sleep for some reason, so I decided to watch Bo Burnham’s Netflix special Inside because a good friend of mine had suggested it to me and showed me a few of his favorite songs. All I knew going in was a few of the songs, and that it was going to be all over … Continue reading Bo Burnham’s Inside, Wish Dragon, Luca, and Us Again, a weird sleepless night fever dream I won’t forget
During my time at home I have started watching movies a lot more, catching up on films and tv shows I had never seen before like Your Name, Weathering With You, Akira, and Justice League (both versions). As it turns out I was just biding my time until 2021’s The Mitchell’s Vs The Machines came out on Netflix and came swinging hard. The film formely … Continue reading The Mitchell’s Vs The Machine’s connected to me
Every once in awhile when I’ve been down and about I like to watch a comfort film, regardless of quality. I just wanted to take some time to talk about a few of my comfort films that I enjoy watching, you’ve probably seen most of these or all of these and that’s okay. Give them another watch sometime yeah? To make this a little more … Continue reading 10 Films I Watch For Comfort
Man on crack dreams of horror film based on animated kids film Continue reading “Zootopia: A New Kind Of Predator” an idea for a R-Rated Zootopia Horror Film (and Disney’s iron grip on creativity)
I watched plenty of movies in theaters last year and some of them I didn’t get around to reviewing because I’m super lazy, rather than listing what is in here I’ll just tell you now that neither 1917 nor Parasite will be in this review as I have much more to say on those than I could fit in this already long list. First things … Continue reading A Whole Bunch Of Movies I Saw In 2019 That I Loved but Didn’t Get Around to Writing a Review For (Because I’m Lazy)
I’m going to be honest with you guys. I didn’t think this film was going to be good. Maybe a few laughs here and there and a bunch of lazy humor. Something that I would walk out of with mild amusement then forget about until I found it in a bargain bin and buy it for $5 because hey it made me laugh once or … Continue reading Spies In Disguise; A Fantastic Film In Disguise
So watching Frozen II is no doubt a fantastic time and something I don’t regret watching more than once, but I couldn’t help but feel as if the film left a lot of ideas and scenes on the cutting room floor. I don’t know all of what was cut or intended but I feel as if there’s a lot that could’ve been different, so I’ve … Continue reading Some Idiot Rewrites Frozen 2 (That Idiot Is Me)
I was originally going to write about Frozen II in a triple feature review alongside Knives Out and A Beautiful Day In The Neighborhood. Then I saw it again. I originally watched Frozen II in theaters on November 22nd and thought it was great. I had a fantastic time watching, I cried when Elsa sung “Show Yourself,” and I had only a few small nitpicks … Continue reading Frozen II; Fun but Faint
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